Pray for Indonesia

Heavy rain, landslides, flood, earthquake. tsunami in Mentawai, Merapi volcano eruption.

Maybe it's time for us to

You can't please everyone

1. You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak!
2. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy.
3. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid!
4..You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser!
5. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still an attention seeker
6. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're to up tight

7. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, your a frigid little bi*ch
8. You wear makeup, you're a slag. You don't wear makeup you're ugly!

The Lesson is: "YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYONE!

Schwarzfahrer

Catchy title.
Schwarzfahrer: black rider (someone who boards the train/bus without buying any tickets).